The math book is the only place where it's normal for a single person to buy 103 melons.

The circle is a geometric figure where savings have been made at all corners and ends.

The scientist is a man who prefers counting to guessing.

A zero can multiply existing problems tenfold.

He was a mathematician and she was uncountable (unpredictable).

There are three types of mathematicians, some who can count and others who cannot.

There are no stupid questions. There are only fools who don't ask.

Asking doesn't cost anything.

Love is like the number pi - positive, irrational and very, very important.

Mathematics is the study of human thinking.

Let epsilon be less than zero. ε < 0

Why do mathematicians confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

One who asks is a fool for five minutes. One who doesn't ask, for life.

How much is 2 + 2? 5 including VAT, 0 for a broken calculator and 4 for lack of imagination.

If that's the solution, I want my problem back.

It's easy or it simply does not work.

You learn the rule of three and probability calculation and then you still stand in front of the oven and wonder which of the four rails is the middle one.

We are the students of today who are being prepared for the problems of tomorrow in yesterday's schools with teachers from the day before yesterday and methods from the Middle Ages.